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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"
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"My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, ""Two sugars, please."""
"I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas."
"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"
"An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"""
"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."
"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""
"Why am I fat? Every time I fuck your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie"
"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"
"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"