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Joke of the Day
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
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"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "
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"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
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