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Joke of the Day
"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."
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"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."
"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"
"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"
"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"
"Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents."
"OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"
"What do you call an overweight hobbit's belly? His Middle Girth"
"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."
"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."