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"The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ... ... and says, ""Wait a second, this isn't Subway."""
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"
"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""
"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."
"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"
"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."