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"A baby seal walked into a club ..."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today"
"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". So I beat her until she bleed to much then put her back in the closet until dinner."
"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."