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"Jesus walks into an inn With a Cross and some nails. He says to the Innkeeper, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"
"What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!"
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
"A man walks up to a woman ""We're going to have sex tonight"" The man said. ""Why?"" replied the woman. ""Because I'm stronger than you"""
"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."
"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."