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Joke of the Day

"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you."

"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"

"I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels."

"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."

"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"