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Joke of the Day
"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."
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"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise."
"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes"
"I like my Presidents like I like my porn saved"
"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"
"I always say no to drugs... But they never listen."
"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"