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Joke of the Day

"Why did Serj Tankian cross the road? because he wanted to..."

"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"

"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""

"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."

"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"

"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."