190109

Joke of the Day

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"

"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."

"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"

"Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer? Because he was picking up good vibrations."

"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."