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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"
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"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
"KFC is a shelter for battered chickens"
"Doctor Doctor with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!"
"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."
"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"
"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"
"How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew... creds to my 5yo brother"
"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."