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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and yelled ""Who slept with my wife?"" and in the background someone replied ""You ain't got enough bullets."""

"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe ""space"" was just tired."

"What kind of exercise did Jesus do? Crossfit"

"Is it just my nipples or is it cold outside. They're hard as rock. EDIT: They're"

"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."

"Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?"

"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""

"The answer to the question, ""do these jeans still fit"" depends on whether or not I actually have to sit down at any point."

"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."