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Joke of the Day

"I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams."

"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."

"What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C? It gets curvy."

"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"

"What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners."

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster farmer shucks between fits..."

"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"

"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"