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Joke of the Day
"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Why I don't joke about politicians? Because I don't joke about jokes."
"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"
"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it's says ""No *Tres*passing."
"What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato."
"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"