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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."
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"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"
"A rabbit trap fell on my head. It got caught on my hair."
"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."
"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"
"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"
"Why does the divorced guy keep a tampon on the top of his tv set? To remind him of the cunt that has his DVD player."
"Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse."
"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."
"""Please stop being mean"" - Me 3 seconds in to a rap battle"