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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"i have a joke, but not funny ."

"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"

"Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!"

"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"Most action figures are surprisingly inactive."

"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."