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Joke of the Day
"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."
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"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"I'm not usually vengeful, but when I am it's because someone gave my kid a whistle."
"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."
"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."
"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""