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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."

"Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor."

"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."

"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"

"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."

"I've just got back from a funeral of a friend who was killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."