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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""
"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"What did the gynaecologist say to the vagina that grabbed his sandwich? Don't, Snatch."
"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."
"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."
"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."
"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"