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Joke of the Day

"Coffee is a miracle. Perhaps the only miracle. Does that sound crazy? I've had a lot of the miracle this morning. My eyes are shaking."

"Trying to think of a joke about jerking off... I'm sure it will come."

"What's the best thing about an Ethiopian? They'll always swallow"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?"

"Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair."

"How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!"

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."

"why isn't there a sprite history month"