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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"
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"A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals. The front desk clerk says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"
"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."
"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."
"Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the ""Brexit""."
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."
"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""