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Joke of the Day
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
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"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."
"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."
"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."
"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."
"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"
"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."