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Joke of the Day

"How are children like slinkies? It's fun to toss them down stairs."

"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key."

"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."

"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"

"What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!"

"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."