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"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."
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"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"
"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."
".@LAPD My wife made hazelnut ""coffee"" with my coffee maker. Send all available units."
"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."
"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"
"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"What does someone have when he can tell you how many guys are in a crowd? Acumen."