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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"
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"Meet the parents"
"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."
"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."
"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"
"I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman."
"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_)   ( _)>-   (_) Shortage   [By Jimmy Carr]"