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Joke of the Day
"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."
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"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."
"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""
"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid"
"""I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad"" - first guy to poop"
"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."