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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid"
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"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."
"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
"What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life."
"""I've got chills. They're multiplying."" ""Sir, you're going into shock. Please stop narrating--"" ""And I'm losing control."" ""Sir!"""
"A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?"
"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."
"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"Why do lesbians always win against journalists? Scissors beats paper."
"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""