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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
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"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."
"All Aboard! by Abel Seamann"
"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."
"I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it ""Algorithm"""
"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."
"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"
"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."
"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."
"Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."