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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
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"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."
"[ouija board] ""Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] ""A needy board?"""
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."
"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."
"Why are pills white? Because they work"
"I'm such a tightass when it comes to going to the proctologist. Gotta pay out the ass."