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Joke of the Day

"Obama: ""I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them"" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW"

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"

"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."

"YOLO doesn't work for cats."

"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."

"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""

"Saw a young couple holding hands today & it reminded me that I need to buy a bottle of vodka"

"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."

"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"