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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
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"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"
"world's funniest joke: Liverpool FC winning the barclays premier league"
"How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign."
"Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you."
"Someone fell asleep next to me on the bus so I'm drawing penises on their forehead. Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there."
"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."