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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
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"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""
"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
"""Nobody knows my suffering."" - Everybody"
"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."
"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"
"What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair."
"When I was little I told my mom, ""when I grow up I want to be a magician."" ... She said to me, ""you can't do both!"""
"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"