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Joke of the Day

"My dick is a joke Nobody's ever seen it coming."

"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."

"ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today..."

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."

"Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world? He was a man of many cultures"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"People always go, ""Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why."

"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."

"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"

"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"