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Joke of the Day
"My dad died in Auschwitz He was crushed by a man falling out of a guard tower."
Next Joke
"Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than ""Unlimited Talk."""
"1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. ""Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"""
"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart."
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."