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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"

"It has come to my attention that some of you are eating the bottom half of cupcakes. That is the peel, people. Know your fruit."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? Neither did he."

"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""

"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"

"For all the bad things that happened this year I sure did get fat."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer... ...the bartender says,""You know, there's a drink named after you."" The grasshopper replies, ""There's a drink named Murray?"""

"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."

"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."