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Joke of the Day

"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."

"My friend was writing checks that his butt can't cash... it's because his butt didn't have a valid id"

"Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story."

"What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony"

"The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil..."

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"

"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."