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Joke of the Day

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was."

"How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them."

"You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday? No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)"

"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"

"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"

"What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt"

"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."

"No one your age has any idea what they're doing either. No matter what age you are."

"Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird"