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Joke of the Day

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."

"""You think I'm smart, right?"" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started."

"Florida is great, if you make a wrong turn you're at the beach."

"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"

"The high today is only 37 and the low is when I ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy before 10am."

"My wife don't want to have anal sex Butt fuck her"

"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."