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Joke of the Day

"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."

"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"

"Indie-Tarts: the nuanced alternative to Pop-Tarts."

"On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*"

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"

"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"

"Q: Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin? A: Scooby-Don't."

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"A baby seal walked into a club ..."