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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
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"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."
"My wife got very upset at the funeral the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? The question is irrelevant, because as soon as the first angel steps onto the head, the tip will rub against the ground, making it pointless."
"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."
"How much for that babysitter? Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!"
"You and Me = Grand Unification"
"Are you involved in ISIS? Because I'm falling head over heels for you."
"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"