209698

Joke of the Day

"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"

"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."

"If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"911:What's your emergency? M:I've been shot.. 911:ok sir,keep calm now.. M:thru the heart..and you're to blame 911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop."

"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"