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Joke of the Day
"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."
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"13: I have a friend that doesn't like baseball, chocolate, or bacon. Me: Pretty sure that's not a friend, bro."
"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""
"When Siri has her period she uses an iPad. I hate myself."
"What looks like grass but is red? grass, i lied about the red part"
"Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said ""I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"""
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."
"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"