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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"

"I was just unfollowed by a guy with 10,349 tweets & 38 followers...I'm thinking that's the same guy at the park that talks to all the pigeons"

"TIFU by serving a hasidic man a footlong Italian BMT. Oops, wrong sub."

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"

"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"