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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."

"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."

"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"

"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""

"Weeaboos go to Japan and be like... W-where are the subtitles?"

"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"