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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis."

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."

"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."

"Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song."

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"