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Joke of the Day

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"I'm going for LASIK surgery tomorrow Really looking forward to it."

"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."

"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."

"Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!"

"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."