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Joke of the Day

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."

"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"What kinda vegetables like to party? Lettuce turnip da beet!"

"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"

"What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam."

"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."

"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."