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Joke of the Day

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"

"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"

"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."

"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"