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Joke of the Day

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"

"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"

"What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy"

"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"Please don't ask me what something means or who someone is from your device which has access to the internet."

"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"

"Why did Verizon's mailman get fired? He was losing packets."