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Joke of the Day
"2 wrongs don't make a right... But 2 Wrights make a plane"
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"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
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"what do u call a sleeping pizza a piZzza ha ha haha someone date me plss"
"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."
"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""
"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."
"I have diabetes.... There's no sugar coating it."
"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"
"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"