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Joke of the Day
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
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"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"
"I almost had a threesome once. I only needed two more people."
"Donald trump Is a good president"
"This is a bit cruel, but one of my favorites: What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The Wheelchair."
"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"
"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."
"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."