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Joke of the Day

"Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"You're riding the crest of a slump?"

"Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife."

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."

"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."

"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."

"If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it."

"A better name for 'Abercrombie and Fitch' would be 'Abercrombie and White Trash Pre-Abortion Smelly Whore Store'"

"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."