147237
Joke of the Day
"No one is perfect. Everyone's Ass has a crack in it."
Next Joke
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."
"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."