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Joke of the Day

"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."

"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."

"What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !"

"Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up."

"Use the promo code NETFLIX To get 50% off your next exam!"

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."

"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"