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Joke of the Day

"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours."

"Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky."

"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"

"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"

"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."