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Joke of the Day

"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."

"I used to be a Banker But I lost interest"

"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."

"""yes I'm very good in bed"" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* ""Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"""

"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing."

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."