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Joke of the Day

"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."

"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"

"There is one great thing about cancer It does a fantastic job of getting rid of those weird hairless kids."

"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."

"Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on my flood insurance by not having any."

"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."