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Joke of the Day
"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"
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"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"
"What's a traffic cop's favorite kind of sweater? A pull over."
"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years."
"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
"A sandwich walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' When she's on her back she's fucked."
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"